Posts Tagged ‘political humor’

This is a funny email I just got from a friend!

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists  and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950’s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can  effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. Read the rest of this entry »

LOL, this gave me a good laugh for the day, I hope you enjoy it.  Congress at it again…

A self-important college freshman walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

“You grew up in a different world, actually, an almost primitive one”, the student said loud enough for others to hear.  “The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon.  We have nuclear energy, ships and cell phones, computers with light speed  . . .  and many more”.

After a brief silence, the senior citizen responded as follows:

“You’re right son, we didn’t have those things when we were young . . . so we invented them.  Now, you arrogant sh*t – what are you doing for the next generation?”

The applause was amazing! Read the rest of this entry »

Who will help me grow my wheat?” asked the little red hen.
“Not I,” said the cow.
“Not I,” said the duck.
“Not I,” said the pig.
“Not I,” said the goose.
“Then I will do it by myself,” said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain. Read the rest of this entry »