Congressman Phil Hare from Illinois (D) – can’t make up stuff like this. He cares more about insuring 30 million people at the point of a gun than about the Constitution.

This is a parody of “You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Lucille” by Kenny Rogers. Written and sung by Jonathan McWhite. Guitar accompaniment by David McWhite.

Representative Hank Johnson, I’m sad to say, is from the state of Georgia – where my family and I live.  I CAN say that he is not in our district and we DID NOT vote for him!

Tell me though – that he really didn’t say what he said.

Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy’s Pacific Fleet, Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”

No wonder they are passing bills that no one has read. It’s apparent that we have a bunch of uneducated people in Washington. Have YOU ever heard of an island that is attached to the floor of the ocean tipping over?

Tell me he didn’t really say that!

My 84-year old mother sent this to me a few days ago.  I had to share!

So it seems that a couple of weeks ago, Lucifer himself was walking around Hell, observing all the suffering.  He was on a mission to be sure everyone was enduring the maximum pain when he noticed a chubby old guy with white hair sweating and shoveling coal.

The guy was obviously in great distress, but the Devil decided he just wasn’t suffering sufficiently.

So, he walked up to the perspiring old fellow and whispered in his ear, “Hey, Teddy… Have I told you a Republican got your Senate seat?”